The Death of Banquo

I wilt now beest telling the story of how I hath killed Banquo. Ahh, I recall t like twas yesterday. Such an exhilarating crime. Banquo wast invited to mine home to stayeth with mine family for a few days

I lied to that gent all that day. “Have a valorous ride Banquo”, “safe trip”, “watch out for those murderers”. If ‘t be true only that gent hadst known. Ha! I hadst conversed with the murderers and persuaded those folk to killeth Banquo and his son. Once I hadst got the word that Banquo hadst been hath killed, but his son hadst gotten hence, I kind of got out of handeth. I wast so fell. Mine wife calmed me

Anon that night at dinner I could has’t sworn I hadst seen Banquo sitting in mine seat at dinner. I believeth I wast worried because his son hadst escaped. Who knoweth. Or maybe t very much wast his ghost from below. I distinctly recall feeling especially guilty that time. If ‘t be true only I could telleth mine past self twas all for the best.

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I am King

The present day I am going to telleth thee about something I didst that I bethought I would nev’r doth. I didst something that madeth me the sir I am the present day. I hath killed an innocent sir, and receiveth this, in his catch but a wink.

T all beganeth at which hour King Duncan and his sons visited mine home. Mine wife creatively planned Duncan’s murder and I wenteth through with t. I wanted to beest King so badly that I wast willing to doth anything. The plan wast perfect. Drug the guards to Duncan’s room, killeth that gent in his catch but a wink, and censure t on the malt-worm guards who won’t recall a thing. Ahh, perfect.

Mine wife wast unable to doth the deed herself because Duncan reminded that lady of that lady father. Oh well. At the time I couldn’t believeth what I hadst done. I wast flooded with guilt. Mine wife pushed me to forget. Twas mine wife that I has’t to thank for becoming the King. His sons fled at which hour those gents hath found their father dead. Valorous riddance. I becameth King at that.

Receiveth to knoweth me…

Ho, it’s Macbeth.

Beest sure thee playeth the video below for dramatic flair…

The present day I wanted to talk about me a little bit to holp thee all understandeth me a bit better. Mine two highest in estimation websites art “How to forswear to Authority” and “Seven Steps for Creating The Life thee Want”. Believeth me, those gents both cometh in handy from time to time.

Some of mine favorites includeth Ovid’s Metamorphosis, playing truth or dare, singing(not what thee bethought, huh), horseback riding, long walketh on the beach, etc………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….I daren’t laugh enough I mean to mock you after. What doth thee bethink this is? A no more brain than stone courting site? I don’t bethink so.

I eke enjoy being in power, killing people, and getting what I wanteth. Now that methinks about, I guess lest I a little bratty. Ehh, what art thee going to doth.

Now that thee knoweth some things about me, Macbeth, the most undefeatable person in the whole world, I desire thee wilt stick around mine blog. grant you mercy.